Yellow Hall, Yellow Wall, Yellow me!

I’ve been painting the hallway upstairs yellow. I love the color yellow! Trouble is, I am not a neat painter, and tend to get more paint on myself than on the walls. And so now, my hair is sporting a beautiful spring shade of yellow. . .Ah, it will wash out. That is one of the benefits of latex. The cat has kept watch over my progress, making nasty comments over my technique and color choice. He comes and goes from his box in the bathroom upstairs with distain written all over his tail. He holds it high, with the tip at an angle that I’ve learned is an insult in cat body language. I see him use it on the dog on a daily basis. Now he’s using it on me. Apparently, he liked the murky shade of blue that the hallway had been. I told him I’d buy him a new blue litter box, but he will not be bought off. He’s threatening to take over my blog, and publish all my secrets. But I feel safe enough for now. I still hold the keys to the cabinet where I store his food. . .